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1. Oh, Army Corps of Engineers! Things like this are why everyone comes to roll their eyes at you eventually.
Seven months after Franklin’s dam on the Harpeth River was demolished, making the river free-flowing for the first time in 49 years, inspectors at the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers believe several new dams should be added along the river’s route.
Seven whole months of free-flowing water?! My god! Thank goodness you’re working out a way to put a stop to that!
2. You know people live differently than you when a scam like this would even work.
Over a seven-week period, Steven Goldmann is accused of having conned a local real estate company, a fashion designer, a vintage guitar shop, a limousine company, at least one hotel, a furniture store, an audiovisual company, a helicopter rental business and a Hooters waitress out of tens of thousands of dollars.
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